Shady School of Pimping

Summary
The Shady School of Pimping was established in February of 2010. It is currently rated among the best schools in America.

The School was established by Shaded, a master of the art of wooing women, who wanted to share his immense knowledge of the female anatomy and psyche. He started out by gathering together the students, having them sit on a couch, and making them listen to his boring speeches and look at his manly and seductive abs.

Later, Shaded was too busy pursuing Haleyybabe, Sagacious, Bradleigh, and other women to be able to actually teach in person. As such, he hired workers at minimum wage to labor in poor working conditions (the walls were always drenched in some kind of bodily fluid) and teach the children how to flirt.

The School is receiving government funding, as of October of 2010.

Notable Students

 * Noms
 * Arkabzol
 * OldManRiver
 * Walfke

Students whose applications were denied

 * Tarin
 * iConfused
 * Bwaah

Students who are not allowed within 100 feet of the building

 * VIPPER

FOREVER ALONE

 * Cepheus