Brown girls



Brown girls, commonly known as God's gift to Man, are the most seductive and wonderful creatures of the planet. The melanin in their skin gives them secret magical powers which allows them to completely erase rationality from the mind of a victim. For this reason they are both sought out and feared.

They are believed to be related to the medieval notion of the succubus.

Brown girls, unlike orange people, possess an intellect unchallenged throughout the known world. It is believed that all of the world's great minds -- including but not limited to Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Gary Kasparov, and Immanuel Kant -- were all brown girls in disguise. At least one historical figure has been scientifically proven to be a brown girl.

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