Omegle



Omegle is, strictly speaking, a random chat site set up in 2008 to allow total strangers access to each other without having to go through the trouble of pretending that the people they are talking to are Internet buddies. Lord God Pinako has made it his mission to study Omegle and its inhabitants, and frequently employs the help of his minions in the #inportb IRC channel to do so.

=Omeglers =



Omegle residents are known in #inportb as "Omeglers," and less frequently "Omeglites" or "dickweeds." They come in many archetypes and forms, some of them malicious, some of them amusing, and some of them simply don't stick around long enough to be studied.

Omeglers are best studied in the wild. To do this, Pinako employs the help of the Stranger bot to help lure them into the IRC channel with promises of naked girls and candy.

Horny Omeglers
Horny Omeglers are the most common kind. On the video chat, they will be immediately identifiable by the small hairy penis they stroke in hopes of finding a woman stroking her small hairy penis. Video chats involving them will usually end when they find out you are not stroking your penis also, or when you decide that you do not want to see their penis anymore.

On the text chat, they will be almost as easily spotted. Their first line is almost guaranteed to be "asl" or "horny m 18 looking for horny f." Usually they disconnect before it is physically possible to respond, foiling their own doomed efforts. These Omeglers make up 90% of Omegle conversations.

Horny females (?)
Occasionally a horny "female" will come on to Omegle. This person is not a female, but is rather a Thugee who will rip out your heart at the first possible chance. Run.

4channers
4chan has a strange obsession with trolling Omegle, often with tricks involving luring the unsuspecting Omegler into a shock site, "THE GAME," or a RickRoll of some kind. 4channers often have more intelligence than the average Omegler, but are still able to be outwitted without effort by anyone who does not think that variations on the same picture of a cat are funny.

4channers are not guaranteed to be funnier than the average horny Omegler, much like 4chan itself.

Most of the time. It isn't funny either.

Innocent Bystanders
These people come to Omegle not because they want to troll but because they are sad individuals who wish to speak with someone for the sake of chatting, embodying the true spirit of Omegle and use the site exactly how it was supposed to be. Naturally, they are the smallest category.

These people are more often than not bored adults or overactive teenage girls who want to talk about their cell phones and whatever it is you bring up.

Innocent bystanders are the most likely to never return to Omegle, incidentally.

The above statement is wrong.

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