Shaded

There are many legends regarding the birth of the Minnesotan Eskimo known as Shaded. The widely accepted variant begins many eons ago. To make a long story short; Aphrodite got drunk'd up and had sex with Dionysus. Months later a pair of children were born. Twins. Ke$ha and her lesser known brother; Shaded.

Both of these children were given incredibly good looks; however, they both had an horrible urge to party. While Ke$ha spent her time getting drunk, Shaded, who favored his mother more than his father, spent his time learning the art of seduction (practicing on his favorite parent sometimes). Shaded currently teaches at the Shady School of Pimping. One of his lectures is included below. Other stories include an outlandish theory that Shaded came from the future. And something about being “The Face of Boe”. Those reports are currently unproven.

Shaded after a long day of tapping dat ass