Little girls

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Little girls (scientific name Femina minor, not to be confused with Femina sapiens daemon, the woman, Femina bruneus, the brown girl, or Femina miser, the teenage girl) are a species of girl that reside in Japan. They are frequently portrayed in Japanese and foreign media, and are a frequent victim of poaching. They are covered under endangered species laws in a mere 15 countries.

Little girls are known in the West by their portrayal in works such as Lolita, The Powerpuff Girls, and encounters with the creatures in zoos. These has proved to be somewhat detrimental as this has increased their value as pets.

=Habitat and Lifestyle =



Little girls are native to Japan, where they have resided for centuries.

Little girls live in a hive. The little girl hive is structured in a hierarchal manner: at the top is the queen little girl, the only little girl capable of breeding, and below her are the little girl drones. As a result of the lack of males in the species, little girls are frequently found harvesting the pollen of the ero-plant, which serves to fertilize the little girl queen. Little girl drones are almost constantly in a process of collecting this pollen, colloquially known as "semen," which largely explains the promiscuous behavior of the little girls.

Cuteness has been proven to attract all little girls in a 17 mile area without fail. It is unknown why little girls are attracted to cute things. Several scientists have speculated that cute things resemble the ero-plant, but this theory has been disproven in recent times through rigorous scientific study.

Little girls have a complicated system of communication, which has, with few exceptions, been undeciphered by linguists. The little girl method of communication, or "little girl language" as some call it, is a highly complex system of anime music, percentage signs, and what could be construed as a primitive form of inside joke.

=Biology =

Little girl biology has been studied extensively by scientists through a variety of methods, including but not limited to CAT scans, autopsies, and careful observation in the wild. There remain many mysteries about little girls, however.

Little girls are evolutionarily descended not from apes, as their physiology might suggest, but from insects. These accounts for their diminutive stature and also their hive-like mindset. The exact type of insect from which they are descended is unknown, but is believed to be some sort of centipede.

Physiology


Little girls are also known for their loud buzzing, similar in fashion to that of a cicada, which when transliterated reads as "wwwwwwwwww." They buzz excessively when they are amused or humored. In addition, little girls are known for their singing abilities; in particular, J-Pop music. Sadly, many companies hunt and kidnap little girls for these unique vocal abilities, and thousands are illegally held in captivity.

Little girls are famed for their flat chest, a trait which they are exceptionally proud of. It has been noted that there is a strong correlation between status within the hive and the flatness of one's chest. The flatter the chest, the higher-ranking the little girl. The chest of the queen little girl has been observed to be so flat it is almost concave.

These strange creatures are also feared throughout the globe for their HUGE BICEPS, which are strong enough to crush rock and bend metal. As a result, many little girls are made to undergo a procedure wherein their BICEPS are forcibly removed, rendering them relatively harmless. In some cases this procedure is State-sanctioned, as in #inportb, but in other places such as Japan it is illegal under animal-cruelty laws.

Diet
Little girls are particularly fond of raw fish and negi, a type of Japanese onion. Little girls are known to consume their own body weight in food almost daily yet are not known to gain weight from this activity. It is unknown why this is so.

Little girls are not opposed to eating other foods, however, such as hot pockets or other Western meals. Little girls have shown an enormous capacity to adapt to the local food supply. In cases where they cannot get enough to eat, they literally shut down all non-vital functions of the body, becoming unable to speak or move. This leaves them vulnerable to predators.

=In popular culture =



Little girls are frequently showcased in the folklore and legends of Japan. A Japanese legend states that the panties of a little girl will heal any ailment, and so are frequently sought on the archipelago. They are often found in vending machines and doctors' offices.

Little girls, true to their Japanese heritage, are prominently featured in the cultural media of Japan. They are often the focus of anime and Japanese video games. Little girls are occasionally exported to the outside world, where they undergo a cruel but sadly legal process where their larynges are ripped out and surgically replaced with a native one, forcing them to speak the native tongue of whatever country they land in.

Little girls feature prominently in Sigmund Freud's theories of sexual development.

=Related Pages =


 * Brown girls


 * Girls


 * Freud


 * Penis