IConfused

iConfused is a sexy beast and a 14-year-old Satan worshipper who lives in Japan.

iConfused was born in Saitama in 1922. At the age of 10 18 he volunteered for the Imperial Japanese Army and was assigned to cleaning the trash can of excess tissues. He was discontented with this job and made sweet sweet love to the emperor to get a better job.

This did not work, however, and eventually he resigned his post. In 1956, iConfused was elected the Prime Minister of Japan after his party, the Communist Party of Japan won the election with 69% of the vote. He quickly installed many reforms, including establishment as the Cult of the Lord Satan as the official religion of Japan, and i eat boners workers' protection laws.

However, iConfused was forced to resign over a scandal involving his sexual relations with a 10-year-old girl and was disowned by his parents.

iConfused is currently living in Yokohama and sings with Snappy the Little Crocodile.