PerfM

Suddenly, PerfM
The meaning of life in #inportb or in the network upon which inportb rests wasn't exactly known until this being stumbled into it. Let me expound.

There are two types of people on IRC and inportb. Those who hate PerfM and those who love her. Breaking this down into two types allows us to form a conclusion of what PerfM consists of. There are also two sides of her: the troll side of her, and the troll side of her.

Love Her
The lovers of PerfM have grown over the generations in inportb. Some of these that have openly expressed/shown/made love to/cybered PerfM including the following: I could go on and on, but you catch my drift.
 * tdubellz
 * Crispy
 * Pinako (though he would never admit it)
 * G7man (a n00b)
 * hillcake

The Haters
Now, here lie those who detest PerfM and the dust upon which she treads. The following is a list:
 * ERROR: Censored by inportb; the followers of PerfM would destroy these beings if published

The History of PerfM
She was born at 0:00:00and spent a bazillion years(note: estimate) perfecting her trolling abilities and waiting for IRC to be invented. She joined freenode (upon which inportb rests) and trolled it ceaselessly. Then she chanced upon #inportb and ignited fury within Pinako upon which he banned her. Due to endless picketing and boycotting by her many followers, she was eventually let back in.

Modern Times
PerfM has yet to be banned again, only time can tell. But until then people idle endlessly in #inportb for a possible glimpsing of her, and those who-must-not-be-named plot her demise.