Cepheus

Cepheus is an op on #inportb.

Cepheus originally was known as madmikeuk, but this name was homo so he changed it. He joined a long long time ago, before VIPPER, and was a favorite of the ops. They always liked him best. I know it.

Anyway, Cepheus was elected by popular vote sometime in the summer of 2010. However, this was an obscure election, and only he and homomonkey ran for the office. Cepheus won the election due to his promise of free blowjobs and weed. He has yet to live up to these promises. WHERE IS MY BLOWJOB, CEPHEUS?

Cepheus is undeniably a Satan worshipper, and is frequently seen to be jacking off to the Necronomicon. It is unknown what the condition of the book is due to the vast oceans of semen that are bound to be sprayed on it daily.

It is alleged to be funny to remark Cepheus as being FOREVER ALONE, though apparently remarkably few are amused.

Cepheus would have been bro if he didn't follow Pinako's lead and make bad judgment.

Also, Cepheus is a sexy beast.